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« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2003, 02:42:55 AM »

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I don't know how to read this now.
Slink, did you mean "posting while Maxing"?

**PS I think it's shorthand for Climaxing, which is a term they used to use for orgasms back around the time of the Phil Donahue Show I think**


*ahem* climaxing while posting? Dude!
No mixing... DJing (though I like to call it mixing because I don't do fuck*ng techno!!!!). I had about 20 seconds left of I think a Soundgarden track and had to get into Tom Waits - Goin Out West real fast!

Oh and to be OT about this - We know that Ray was friends with Beef as kittens, and class doesn't choose your friends when you're young! Well...
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« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2003, 03:17:13 AM »

I figured there was a clean explanation. Did you at least write your name with smoke whilst 'laying track'?
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« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2003, 03:52:17 AM »

You just know someone's going to try the "posting while 'maxing" idea now. Godspeed, whichever insane 'woody you may be.
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« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2003, 04:25:20 AM »

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Though it may not have been clear in any of the posts regarding mrs|Choop, I am indeed, in deed, in need, inneed, intruth, and in truth a "he." I am Choop. The wife (legally and in any other manner) is mrs|Choop, at lesast in board syntax.
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« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2003, 04:32:54 AM »

New post, now on topic:

As far as "Alternate Phillipe," I mean the Phillipe that (after his initial time travel) may well visit the times he could have missed, thus aging him four (eighteen? who knows?) days, and going back to experience it all as though he was never there, or at least handn't known then what he knows then (or know now, I'm not quite clear on this myself).

Time travel stories always make me ponder. That's why I studied time travel in college. Major: Time Travel. Minor: French Lit.*


Of course that's not tre. I studied literature NOT AT ALL in college. I'm an HIS/PSC grad from some measly Liberal Arts colege., so don't worry about me putting you out of a job.)

Edit: good Pete was I drinking heavily yesterday.
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« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2003, 05:01:21 AM »

The little bit of this strip I enjoyed was the 'pregnant pause' of the blank third panel.  You can just feel the rest of the crew trying to decide if they want to ask the follow up question.  The topper is that they all do at the same time.

All thinkin' "Do I really want to go there?  Yeah, fuck it."
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« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2003, 06:08:46 AM »

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And is putting an ashtray on a girl's back as you take her from behind really all that kinky?  I mean, seriously?


By itself, probably not.  But making your best friend watch from the shadows of a dumbwaiter at the same time?  It's probably outside of what most people would consider "normal" or "healthy"  (But it's still pretty vanilla)

Besides, healthy is overrated.

I just love the fact the Beef claims that he'd close his eyes and cover his ears, but he still knows all of these details.  And the rest of the gang knew he would...
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« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2003, 08:28:05 PM »

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And "Maxin'" would be derived from what?


I believe it's a neo-hipster contraction for "cliMAXINg" - which in turn is a slang word meaning to achieve a sexual orgasm.
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« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2003, 08:32:24 PM »

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I just love the fact the Beef claims that he'd close his eyes and cover his ears, but he still knows all of these details.  And the rest of the gang knew he would...


Actually, I think Beef said that he *could* cover his eyes and ears at any time.

But he didn't.

So they asked.
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« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2003, 12:29:44 AM »

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New post, now on topic:

As far as "Alternate Phillipe," I mean the Phillipe that (after his initial time travel) may well visit the times he could have missed, thus aging him four (eighteen? who knows?) days, and going back to experience it all as though he was never there, or at least handn't known then what he knows then (or know now, I'm not quite clear on this myself).

Time travel stories always make me ponder. That's why I studied time travel in college. Major: Time Travel. Minor: French Lit.*


Of course that's not tre. I studied literature NOT AT ALL in college. I'm an HIS/PSC grad from some measly Liberal Arts colege., so don't worry about me putting you out of a job.)

Edit: good Pete was I drinking heavily yesterday.


Thank you, I figured you meant something other than a ref. to horrible teen Phillipe, as you didn't include "regular" Phillipe in your list.

 I majored in Eng Lit for two years before switching to the far more fun and parent-angering Theatre and Drama dept. from which I graduated, and I can tell you your explaination was far too concise and not nearly as driven by a mix of ego and fear as any Eng. Lit student's would have been.
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