Those girl troubles must be really bad...
Hey come on now.
Was it not men such as Alexander himself, ruler and conquerer of one of the greatest empires the world has ever seen, who was noted for his appreciation of the male body?
Was it not the men of Greece themselves, the men who rocked the cradle of civilisation as we know it, who openly embraced the concept of finding perfection in each other's bodies to such extent that their finest sportsmen competed nakedly?
Was it not 300, the greatest film of all time, that considered so delicately the concept of manliness deriving from both strength and unashamed pride in man's physical beauty?
The answer, of course, is yes.
I am merely following in that noble tradition; by noting that the male stripper playing a fake piano with his c*ck has quite a nice body (one which I don't mind looking at, at all) I am channelling the spirit of the brethren of Plato, of Socrates, of Leonidas.
See also Stephen Fry's speech in the courtroom scene of
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