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Question: Vote for the Best Thread Award
Hey Bobby, Have You Seen This One? - 8 (24.2%)
Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised - 12 (36.4%)
Maki - 7 (21.2%)
Wombat Watches the Super Bowl - 1 (3%)
Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal - 5 (15.2%)
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« on: November 18, 2009, 03:37:11 AM »
What have we been talking about that made us giggle or made us think?

Here are the nominations for Best Thread:

Hey Bobby, Have You Seen This One? - http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,4826.0.html
Topic started by: Pmcd9

Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised - http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,4877.0.html
Topic started by ***** God

Maki - http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,5207.0.html
Topic started by sideshow

Wombat Watches the Super Bowl - http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,4828.0.html
Topic started by Pmcd9

Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal - http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,5150.0.html
Topic started by alreadyinuse
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2009, 04:07:12 AM »
This is hard. We are pretty damn funny.
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2009, 05:42:26 AM »
Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal - http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,5150.0.html
Topic started by alreadyinuse

This is for our coordinated and spontaneous community response to trolling.
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2009, 01:42:56 PM »
I think that thread deserves a separate award for Community Service instead.
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2009, 05:24:46 PM »
Ooo, I am extremely unhappy with the voting trend here. You are all succumbing to the misconception that just because something is a serious topic, it is of higher quality.

Hey, I just realized what is wrong with our approach here - a election is supposed to have campaigning. What's with all this voting in the polls and not posting in the thread?
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2009, 05:34:24 PM »
I'm giving a lot of thought to this one.  Currently I'm favoring the Maki thread, because on re-reading it I was laughing so hard that I was making snot bubbles.
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2009, 05:41:03 PM »
Quote from: wombat on November 18, 2009, 05:24:46 PM
Ooo, I am extremely unhappy with the voting trend here. You are all succumbing to the misconception that just because something is a serious topic, it is of higher quality.

Hey, I just realized what is wrong with our approach here - a election is supposed to have campaigning. What's with all this voting in the polls and not posting in the thread?

The rest of us mere mortals can't see the results yet, so don't give anything away!
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2009, 05:43:03 PM »
Serious bacon, goofy bacon, heart attack bacon, bacon seasonings, bacon beliefs, meta bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon.

C'mon pereople, you know it's all about the bacon.
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2009, 06:36:15 PM »
Quote from: jay-ell on November 18, 2009, 05:41:03 PM
The rest of us mere mortals can't see the results yet, so don't give anything away!

I am giving away that so far the answer is wrong so that you people can shape up.
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2009, 08:17:07 PM »
Wombat is campaigning against my nomination.
After all I've done for you, wombles...
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2009, 08:38:29 PM »
This race is shaping up nicely so far, very close.  I don't know how many total votes we should expect.  I encourage all lurkers to cast your votes. 
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2009, 08:44:53 PM »
Vote for Maki - Maki for all!

Do you know what tastes great with a tiny can of Doctor Pepper?  A Delicious, hand rolled giraffe Maki.  Or if you're looking to indulge in something truly gourmet:  giraffe Placenta Maki.  

Would you want to eat a Foreskin Maki?  Hell no!  Troll & Pug Maki?  Equal parts foul and hearbreaking!  Superbowl Maki?  That is a hot dog sir or madam!  Bacon Maki?  Okay... maybe that last one wouldn't be so bad.

Regardless...

A vote for Maki is a vote for all that is good in the world.
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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2009, 08:53:09 PM »
Quote from: side_show on November 18, 2009, 08:44:53 PM
Bacon Maki?  Okay... maybe that last one wouldn't be so bad.

Nice build up to that, I'm reading long and in the back of the head think "wonder how she's going to diss bacon?"

Then you don't even try.

HI-larious to me.
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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2009, 09:02:33 PM »
Bacon nigiri is a common form of very cheap sushi in Japanese sushi restaurants, as I understand it. I haven't heard of bacon maki, though.
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2009, 09:06:08 PM »
Quote from: side_show on November 18, 2009, 08:44:53 PM

Would you want to eat a Foreskin Maki?  Hell no!  

1)  You just got married not long ago, didn't you?

2)  Yeah, but if you rub on it a little you get twice as much.
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