TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"

[Turbo Ninja]

With this victory you now rock harder than Owl City.

Not a difficult mark to achieve, but still.

Stick around.  You're good people.

[bluemoon72]

And now, for your entertainment, illegal in 18 states, my fat, white, cake-augmented ass.  I'm not embedding the image here 'cause no one should have to see that unless they really want to.

Also, Oxford comma added because I usually eat chocolate cake.

[AugustWest]

...but...but... It's not blue.

Also, swwweeeeeeeet!

[CortJstr]

Have I ever mentioned that I love this board? Because I do

[littlefallsmets]

My other thought on newbie of the year for next year... this latest member, V-Adore... potential darkhoss candidate?

[Drygioni]

And now, for your entertainment, illegal in 18 states, my fat, white, cake-augmented ass.  I'm not embedding the image here 'cause no one should have to see that unless they really want to.

Also, Oxford comma added because I usually eat chocolate cake.

Oh man I woudl. Why 'd uypu pt you rgbu bum up?

[TedStriker]

The Can Deserves A Can.

[bluemoon72]

Oh man I woudl. Why 'd uypu pt you rgbu bum up?

Hmm, what, dear?

[Drygioni]

Hmm, what, dear?

Sorry Bluemoon.

Completely I did comport myself as a gentleman there.

Your bum kind of reminded me of Sophie's hence the exclamations.

To re-iterate as well: why did you put your bum up? On the internet.

[bluemoon72]

Sorry Bluemoon.

Completely I did comport myself as a gentleman there.

Your bum kind of reminded me of Sophie's hence the exclamations.

To re-iterate as well: why did you put your bum up? On the internet.

Judy, no need to apologize.  I kind of wish I could get drunk so I would know what you are experiencing right now.  It looks fun and therapeutic, but I can't abide the taste of alcohol.  Anyway, that's neither here nor there.  I put my bum up, on the internet, because I had put a picture of my clothed backside up a couple of weeks back, in response to Paul being cheeky.  When I was nominated for n00b of the year, I promised I'd show it unclothed if I won.  I'm not one to go back on my word, so there's my peachy bum for the world to see.  I only wish it were several sizes smaller.  Ah well, it is what it is.

[Drygioni]

Judy, no need to apologize.  I kind of wish I could get drunk so I would know what you are experiencing right now.  It looks fun and therapeutic, but I can't abide the taste of alcohol.  Anyway, that's neither here nor there.  I put my bum up, on the internet, because I had put a picture of my clothed backside up a couple of weeks back, in response to Paul being cheeky.  When I was nominated for n00b of the year, I promised I'd show it unclothed if I won.  I'm not one to go back on my word, so there's my peachy bum for the world to see.  I only wish it were several sizes smaller.  Ah well, it is what it is.

There is no such thing as a wrong girl's bum, it is what it is is right. We would not want you any other way.

That's an impressive promise. However, I can't help but feel that it has swayed votes in your favour. Perhaps if I had done the same I would have won my award by a bigger margin. Maybe next time.

Come to England, I'll buy you a pint of something which does not taste bad.

[bluemoon72]

That's an impressive promise. However, I can't help but feel that it has swayed votes in your favour.

If anything, I would think it would have ensured a win for any one of my competitors!  Who the frig wants to see an overweight 36-year-old's butt?, I figured.

[JorgeFabregas]

Who the frig wants to see an overweight 36-year-old's butt?

How do you know that a 36-year-old's ass is bad?

[bluemoon72]

How do you know it's bad?

WHY FIND OUT?

[Drygioni]

36! Man again I feel extremely young. You people.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EED. Goodnight.