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« on: December 16, 2009, 04:01:05 PM »

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I'm guessing the Slapstick Trauma Unit looks a lot like the Keystone Cops.  Things are not going to get better when the Slapstick Trauma Unit arrives.


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« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2009, 04:35:19 PM »

Does he have piano keys for teeth?

is so good.  is so funny.
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« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2009, 05:22:44 PM »

Instead of a siren the Slapstick Trauma Unit plays Yakety Sax
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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2009, 05:27:15 PM »

Instead of a siren the Slapstick Trauma Unit plays Yakety Sax

Instead of a big wet sloppy kiss CortJstr gets a can.
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2009, 05:47:39 PM »

After the STU orderlies lift your stretcher off the ground, their legs pinwheel in the air before gaining traction and moving forward at Wacky Speed.
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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2009, 06:00:09 PM »

The STU helps you file all your insurance paperwork, and the claim handler's eyes turn to dollar signs.
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« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2009, 06:21:12 PM »

I wonder if the STU ambulance back doors stay unsecured so when they take a corner at speed the guy on the stretcher can shoot out the back on his own and have an adventure.
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« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2009, 06:33:56 PM »

You gotta love Mr. Owl.  Even though he knows Steve WILL be injured, I don't read any sarcastic inflection in his tone when calling the operator MINUTES LATER.
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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2009, 06:45:01 PM »

Neat point. Mr. Owl obviously knows his self appointed job in this enterprise.
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« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2009, 07:41:56 PM »

Just make sure there are no rakes on the ground when the STU pulls up.
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« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2009, 08:28:40 PM »

I just love that the banana peel is never mentioned, only implied that his bike slipped on it.
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