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« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2010, 07:11:13 PM »
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Man they are filling a need.

I haven't been big on music around for this purpose. I think the drive-in backseat adventures of High School to an Oingo Boingo soundtrack ruined it for me. Thank you Danny Elfman...
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« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2010, 07:29:30 PM »
See I would never, ever buy music that is generally just a base line along with a deep-voiced guy basically going "Ungh..... Girl..... You're so beautiful.... Ungh.... I want to make love....  all night long.... all night loooooong...."  but when you are actually in the midst of the act, there's a sort of hypnotic, rhytmic value to it. 

The first time I found this station, I had turned to it during the day via my alarm clock radio, when it is just your standard pop station, then later on, I turned it on around bed time (seeking the next day's weather to pack my gym bag) and I realized what it was, and thought it was funny.... then the next thing you know, the husband arrives on the scene, and then things happen, and afterward he was all like "what the hell is this?"  "It's the radio station for fuck*ng."  "Oh."  We had a good laugh about it after that.  I've since intentionally tuned to it on a few occassions for the intended purpose.  Good times.
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« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2010, 07:36:08 PM »
Quote from: jay-ell on January 06, 2010, 07:04:37 PM
Once I went up to a guy's apartment, and when we walked in, the first thing he did was put on a Barry White album.

It went downhill from there.

Wow, subtle.
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« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2010, 07:44:44 PM »
could be worse he could have just taken it out with no sound track.  just the crinkling of the anti-bed wetting plastic matress cover as he jumps on the bed.  no box spring.

Quote from: jay-ell on January 06, 2010, 07:04:37 PM
Once I went up to a guy's apartment, and when we walked in, the first thing he did was put on a Barry White album.

It went downhill from there.
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« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2010, 08:10:03 PM »
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I've since intentionally tuned to it on a few occassions for the intended purpose.  Good times.

See? That station is harnessing the power of good.
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« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2010, 11:17:45 PM »
Also, we can never remember what the station number is, so I'm inevitably asking him "what's the station with the fuck*ng music?" which is so elegant and lady like.  Sex and belly laughs are a pretty nice way to spend my time.  I should write the station a letter.  I'm sure they would apreciate hearing from a "laaaaay-day."
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« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2010, 12:32:42 AM »
Quote from: 17 pounds of orange felt on January 06, 2010, 07:44:44 PM
could be worse he could have just taken it out with no sound track.  just the crinkling of the anti-bed wetting plastic matress cover as he jumps on the bed.  no box spring.


A cheap black eyemask and a pair of shoddy handcuffs all laying artlessly on the pressboard nightstand.
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« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2010, 02:58:21 AM »
Ridiculously large bottle of lube on the nightstand, labeled "Family Size", which is a wildly inapprorpriate label for this product.
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« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2010, 03:52:27 AM »
All these things would have been better than what actually happened, because at least they would have made a good story.
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« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2010, 10:23:05 PM »
The Doors

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Also DEFINITELY except The Unknown Soldier.
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« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2010, 11:33:02 PM »
My ex and I would occasionally put on really aggressive industrial music and it worked really well. Ministry, Big Black, NIN, etc. Other than that I'm not really a music-while-gettin'-down type person.
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« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2010, 12:52:13 AM »
"the end" is not a good maximum cuddles song. maybe the worst.
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« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2010, 02:41:21 AM »
Quote from: Choop on January 13, 2010, 12:52:13 AM
"the end" is not a good maximum cuddles song. maybe the worst.

Unless you're maximum cuddlin' with your mother.
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« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2010, 03:17:22 AM »
Quote from: Choop on January 13, 2010, 12:52:13 AM
"the end" is not a good maximum cuddles song. maybe the worst.

Damn, you beat me to it.

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« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2010, 03:28:03 AM »
Oh oh oh oh!  I can't believe this hadn't occurred to me yet:  the Black Keys and their deeply satisfying raunch-blues in the key of intellectual.
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