buell s3t

[Thomas Pain]

I'm not trolling.  I think I'm being trolled however.

I'm seriously selling a bike.  it is not all the way together, but it's close.  it will be fully assembled as soon as I get some warm weather.

next thing I am going to open the shower curtain and you all will be in my tub with a partially disassembled bike

like that one strip where pat was wearing a funky hat of some sort

[JorgeFabregas]

So whereabouts are you and your bike in Chicago?

[Bobby Isosceles]

this thread is now about


porkpie hats

[Thomas Pain]

you got to go west on 88 until the last suburb and there I am so it is kind of a pain in the ass if you are in Chicago to come out here

[JorgeFabregas]

Is that why you have so many decomissioned automobiles?

[Thomas Pain]

I have a disease...

[theinevitable]

those highways around there suck, man! you have to pay to go on them!

i had never experienced such a thing in my short, short life, and so I did not have any coins in my car when I started hitting toll booths. oops.

[KeithHernandez]

What happened?

I always wondered what you do if you are in that situation.  Like, did you just get tickets?  Did they let you go through, maybe just bill you the dollar?  I mean, fuck, you just didn't have any change.  Why should that cost you like $100?

Also, one time my dollar was under some water bottle in my car on a road trip.  When we came to the toll I gave it to the toll collector and she complained, being all why is it wet.  Then I said, you know, its a dollar, don't worry about it.  Then we repeated this for like 3 minutes (keep in mind we are in fairly rural kansas and like, c'mon, just let me get the fuck out of here).  So yeah, basically in the end she took the dollar and it was the most like Larry David I've felt in my whole life, so overall a positive experience.

[JorgeFabregas]

If you don't have the cash in Chicago you can go through the I-pass (electronic payment) lane and then pay online later. Otherwise, yeah, they may photograph your license plate and fine you 100 smackers.

[Bobby Isosceles]

I have a disease...

[theinevitable]

yeah, I just went through and paid it later online.

I am hoping I didn't do anything wrong in paying it, because there is this funny thing where when I get a traffic violation from a camera, it goes on my dad's record because he owns the car.
OOPS.

[Thomas Pain]

they allow you a certain number of freebies before they actually send you a ticket for failure to pay tolls.

yeah if you ever have to go anywhere at certain times of day, the traffic is a problem.  Chicago's transportation infrastructure has some problems.  Chicago has problems in general.  it's kind of a ghetto.  I'll be moving soon anyway.  to the pacific NW

so um, I got a question.  I keep having less and less cans.  how am I supposed to know how much people like me if I don't get more and more cans each day? 

i mean, do people on here really not like me?  I mean what's up with that.  i think people should tell me they don't like me or my posts instead of giving me less cans.

this can system is retarded.  you don't know which posts the cans are for, so it's retarded.  you should fix that.

[greenkoolayd]

im sure there are no ghettos in the PNW...

[robot_god]

I wonder what the policy is here in NY.  It's probably an automatic $155 fine.  They're installing more red-light cameras than ever.  Got a ticket like two days after a camera went up.  The only technology that the city employs is to fine the citizens.  When I visited the west, I was shocked to see technology actually being used to improve lives (sensor that causes a light to change for pedestrians).  This city is a fraud and a scam.

Oregon was pretty cool but there were alot of bums and everyone talked about the low unemployment rate.  I like most of Cali better.

[Thomas Pain]

hey A1U how are you feeling now that you're in the pacific NW?

"I'm in a ghetto but I'm still feeling pretty good since I'm over 2000 miles away from greenkoolayd"