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« on: February 22, 2010, 11:48:54 PM »
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/phone
Yeah that about sums it up nicely.
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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2010, 12:39:51 AM »
those comics are radical!
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2010, 01:39:37 AM »
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2010, 09:53:04 PM »
Quote from: Toaster on February 23, 2010, 01:39:37 AM
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo

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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2010, 01:15:03 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 01:34:33 AM »
Dang, I could only take 4.
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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 01:39:59 AM »
My score was 26, which was a surprise given some of my wimpy answers. Maybe because I thought it wasn't fair that the quiz gave no credit for experience with non-human primates, so I said "yes" to whether I could kick the head off a fast moving baboon. I figured that was the only question that came close.
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2010, 02:21:45 AM »
35, somehow?

Probably because, though I've never been in a physical fight, I imagine I would, in fact, punch better with the smell of blood in the air.
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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2010, 06:01:35 PM »
this is like that discussion-inducing question: how many 5 year olds could you take?  literally, as in a fist fight..... its strange and complicated because of how we esteem children in society.  but at the same time, interesting to look at the situation without that aspect.
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2010, 08:11:06 PM »
I think the baboons are tougher opponents than the 5 year olds. I was sure I could basically empty out kindergartens more than that thing assigned me, with this one I'm pretty sure less than they assigned me would do me in.

Perhaps this is due to my familiarity with both children, wild animals and the intersections thereof.
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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2010, 05:04:52 PM »
Apparently I could take 38 baboons in a fight.  The quizz failed to ask me an important question though - Have you ever been to the Enchanted Monkey Forrest?  Yes.  Yes I have.  I understand that macaques and baboons are not the same, but I did help out a friend when one of the macaques stole her glasses.  It was a pretty astonishing set of events that taught me primates are speedy, crafty, and have much sharper teeth than one would suspect.
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2010, 06:24:10 PM »
a clever person would make punny joke employing the ol' 'macaque-sounds-like-my-cock' idea.
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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2010, 08:01:45 PM »

Even taking down one of those bad boys would be a stroke of luck.  40lbs of muscle and attitude.
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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2010, 08:03:37 PM »
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40lbs of muscle and attitude.

That's how I describe my two-year-old.
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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2010, 08:43:51 PM »
Quote from: jaydub on February 26, 2010, 08:01:45 PM
40lbs of muscle and attitude.

That's how I describe my c*ck.
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