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« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2010, 12:54:00 AM »

I guess I better not see if there are any pictures to post from this news story headlined "Millions of Frogs Force Closure of Highway in Greece."

Please and thank you. I think that would probably cause me to have a stroke.
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« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2010, 01:02:00 AM »

I guess I better not see if there are any pictures to post from this news story headlined "Millions of Frogs Force Closure of Highway in Greece."

Out of respect I won't post any or insist that you do, but for those among us without an aversion to frogs, search for news on this because there are some cool fuck*ng photos.

Edit: JL, don't read below, but for the rest of you, how could you resist a quote like this:

"There was a carpet of frogs," Chief Thanoglou said.
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« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2010, 01:07:00 AM »

Otherwise, how about this:

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« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2010, 01:16:20 AM »

Out of respect I won't post any or insist that you do, but for those among us without an aversion to frogs, search for news on this because there are some cook fuck*ng photos.

Edit: JL, don't read below, but for the rest of you, how could you resist a quote like this:

"There was a carpet of frogs," Chief Thanoglou said.

Why, oh WHY, did I let my curiosity get the best of me? "It's just text," I thought. "How bad could it be?"

Gaaaagggggg...
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« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2010, 01:27:53 AM »

Yeah, that wasn't fair of me. But frog lovers, check this shit out.
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« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2010, 01:34:03 AM »

jay-ell, do NOT watch magnolia by p.t. anderson.
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« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2010, 01:39:55 AM »

That was the first thing that came to my mind! And then the verse from Exodus: and I will smite all thy borders with frogs. Greece is being punished, biblical-style.
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« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2010, 01:46:14 AM »

Somebody let me know when somebody posts more baby hippo pictures, or something.
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« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2010, 01:49:13 AM »

A peace offering:



Wait, you're cool with tortoises right?

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« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2010, 01:54:49 AM »

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« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2010, 01:57:03 AM »

ZOMG!

Cute attack!

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« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2010, 02:56:46 AM »









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« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2010, 12:49:42 PM »



... or GTFO
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