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« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2010, 11:52:59 AM »

My zucchini and potatoes died.  Completely and totally.  I am upset.

they need love.  try ejaculating on them.
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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2010, 01:05:51 PM »

they need love.  try ejaculating on them.

Heyo!
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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2010, 05:37:28 PM »

Hmm, a 5m2 garden at the recommended fertilization rate of 250kg/hectare for zucchini requires 125g of high nitrogen fertilizer.  Half a cup of spunk.  That's gonna be a lot of work.
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« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2010, 06:15:53 PM »

Zucchini bukkake?
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« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2010, 06:26:33 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2010, 06:37:24 PM »

Ah, I hadn't considered a communal effort.  A 20 man circle jerk would do the trick.

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« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2010, 07:00:57 PM »

Now I'm trying to imagine Smells rounding up the homeless in her area, all "C'mon, you guys get in a circle and fertilized the veg, then OJ and cookies!"
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« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2010, 07:59:00 PM »

Rule 34?
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« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2010, 08:21:28 PM »

DFTT
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« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2010, 02:48:28 AM »

Hey AC, the Orchid Food I used was "Schultz Orchid Food"  19-31-17.  It worked wonders.
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« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2010, 06:51:34 AM »

Sorry for partyin' dude!

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« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2010, 05:55:52 AM »

damn
where'd everyone go?
helllo??  hello...  ello...  lo

damn it's quiet in here

oh well. 

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*masturbates on the zuccchini*
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