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« on: July 23, 2010, 03:12:58 AM »
It's your birthday!

Today the colonies take a moment to pay homage to one of our betters from the motherland.
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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2010, 03:15:25 AM »
Judy, you are awesome.  We're glad you are here.  Now, go drunkenly shag some bird then have nachos.
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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2010, 03:20:09 AM »
Cheers for the wishes fellas.

Went for a few pints earlier, nothing special. Currently having a rather low-key birthday, all 4 hours of it so far, packing stuff up to go stay in the city for a bit. Saving myself for tomorrow night which will involve much drunken debauchery and hopefully plenty of birthday sex with the missus. Nachos optional but desired.

I have to be up in a few hours in order to make the long drive north so it shall not be a relaxed birthday, but hopefully a worthy one nonetheless.
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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2010, 03:56:17 AM »
Happy birthday, you fuck*ng guy.
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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2010, 05:38:19 AM »
Happiest of birthdays. Here's to you getting your dick slapped. Or slapping someone with your dick. Whichever you prefer.
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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2010, 07:10:41 AM »
Please enjoy! 
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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2010, 02:38:31 PM »
Christ, you keep getting older.

Good, really you don't want that trend to stop, y'know.

ENJOY
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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2010, 03:12:05 PM »
May you get hammered until your accent reverts to Cockney.
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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2010, 04:56:08 PM »
you are younger than I thought, but now you are as old as I thought.

Congratulations! Happy Birthday!
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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2010, 06:21:58 PM »
And the wind...cried...JUDY...

Many happy returns of the day, you hot young thing, you. Keep getting older, someday you won't be too young for me any more.

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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2010, 07:20:46 PM »
dont hurt any kids, dude.
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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2010, 08:34:53 PM »
Quote from: jay-ell on July 23, 2010, 06:21:58 PM
Many happy returns of the day, you hot young thing, you. Keep getting older, someday you won't be too young for me any more.

But then you won't want him.  Perv.
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« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2010, 08:42:17 PM »
fruit that isnt forbidden is still sweet.
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« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2010, 09:06:08 PM »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 23, 2010, 08:34:53 PM
But then you won't want him.  Perv.

(Age/2)+7 means that it will stop being creepy when I'm 35...and Judy is 24. That's still pretty young on both counts.

The problem, alas, is that he'll never want me. Not when he's got hot but respectable English women climbing all over him. And there's the pesky bit about my being happily married and all. Our forbidden love will have to remain unrequited forevermore.

Judy, FYI, you also share a birthday with my dad. Today was a great day for brilliant, witty men.
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« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2010, 10:01:02 PM »
I dunno.

I'd personally go for the experienced brainy wild bisexual over the sweet-but-empty little British grown-up-schoolgirl comfit any day.

Just me.

(Those British teeth, you see. Can't do it. haha.)
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