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@achewood I haven't had a haircut since July. I'm hoping to, "wait it out."
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« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2010, 04:42:26 PM »
... when i pedantically explain to my neighbor that douches are for pu$$ys and enemas are for colons.

he was not cool either.

not a very cool moment, altogether.
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« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2010, 04:47:18 PM »
Technically, couldn't you say that douchebags are for pussies and enemas are for assholes?

Is there a slang term for enema-related paraphernalia that doubles as an insult? If so, there may be some cleverness in that conversation yet.
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