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@achewood Irish Nachos are a charming take on the original, but I wonder what Uighur Nachos would be like. A mutton leg on a crisped pita?
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« Reply #30 on: August 20, 2010, 07:47:24 PM »
So anyway, back to the floods in Pakistan...  Nah, I'm just jerking your chain.
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« Reply #31 on: August 20, 2010, 09:08:18 PM »
Hey Fanta, I have a mensa card and IHIS card, but my NRA card gets me hotel discounts
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« Reply #32 on: August 20, 2010, 09:29:46 PM »
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Hey Fanta, I have a mensa card and IHIS card, but my NRA card gets me hotel discounts

So will an AARP card...
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« Reply #33 on: August 20, 2010, 11:16:52 PM »
Quote from: AugustWest on August 20, 2010, 09:29:46 PM
So will an AARP card...
What is it like to be old? Do you need to write down notes so you know where your car keys are?
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« Reply #34 on: August 20, 2010, 11:32:13 PM »
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« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2010, 12:35:52 AM »
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« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2010, 03:45:00 AM »
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What is it like to be old? Do you need to write down notes so you know where your car keys are?

Nah, you just always leave 'em in the same place.
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« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2010, 04:57:04 AM »
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Nah, you just always leave 'em in the same place.

Until your kids take them away...


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« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2010, 06:59:26 PM »
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Until your kids take them away...


...for safety.

due to punishments?
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« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2010, 05:46:31 AM »
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« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2010, 12:09:53 PM »
how about the model where it's a giant dildo nailed into the wall and the key ring is threaded through the tip of an actual condom.
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« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2010, 03:41:03 PM »
That sounds entirely useless. How do you get your keys if they are trapped in a condom? Are you seriously supposed to thread the key ring out of the hole in the condom every time you need your keys? An idea that dumb could only come from you, fanta.
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« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2010, 06:34:37 AM »
what?  Dude I thought my description was pretty clear and unambiguous.  You should give me more credit than that.  Here's a friggin' picture:

http://midconet.net/achewoodtest/dildo_keychain_holder/

As you can see, the condom can be conveniently rolled up when the keys are in use.  To store the keys, simply unroll the condom onto the dildo hanger. 

Pictured is the suction cup model.
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« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2010, 03:21:10 PM »
I like the thought that fanta made those pictures especially for us from things he had lying around the house.
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« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2010, 09:32:36 PM »
Quote from: jay-ell on August 23, 2010, 03:21:10 PM
I like the thought that fanta made those pictures especially for us from things he had lying around the house.
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Anyway, while Im convinced that it exists at least in your bathroom, I am not convinced of its functionality. How many times can a condom be unrolled and rerolled and still hold on to a dildo? If you ever made friends and they came to your house, do you have to explain why there is a dildo on your wall or would they make their own assumptions? When you are out in public do people think you like to have protected sex with your keys?
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