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« Reply #45 on: August 24, 2010, 08:01:05 AM »
A more durable idea would be to have the dildo as a keychain and a fleshlight mounted on the wall to put it in. You could even make it one of those sleek, silver dildos so people don't necessarily think you have a stand-in c*ck on your keys.
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« Reply #46 on: August 24, 2010, 02:13:13 PM »
Quote from: Doc on August 24, 2010, 08:01:05 AM
...so people don't necessarily think you have a stand-in c*ck on your keys.

Isn't that swerving off the whole purpose of the exercise?
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« Reply #47 on: August 24, 2010, 02:22:02 PM »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on August 23, 2010, 09:32:36 PM
How many times can a condom be unrolled and rerolled and still hold on to a dildo?

and seriously, that "New Condom Smell" would dissipate all too quickly and then, well, then where would one be?
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« Reply #48 on: August 24, 2010, 03:28:11 PM »
Quote from: arkabee on August 24, 2010, 02:22:02 PM
and seriously, that "New Condom Smell" would dissipate all too quickly and then, well, then where would one be?



Screwed, that's where.
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« Reply #49 on: August 25, 2010, 10:10:51 AM »
And pregnant.
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« Reply #50 on: August 25, 2010, 02:30:01 PM »
Quote from: Doc on August 25, 2010, 10:10:51 AM
And pregnant.

are you the door keeper? i am the key master!
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