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« on: August 20, 2010, 05:00:49 PM »
Steampunk dildos.  What is the world coming to?

Link goes to a non-graphic front page for "Lady Clankington's Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities".  Available in bronze or gunmetal.
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Which gives us AN EXCUSE TO DRINK!


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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2010, 05:01:27 PM »
Not clicking! Not at work, anyway.
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2010, 05:25:09 PM »
It's mostly SFW, but probably safer to wait anyway.

This is particularly hilarious given that the very first vibrator (produced in the mid 1870s) was, in fact, steam-powered.
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2010, 06:25:43 PM »
they are located less than an hour away from me, yet i hear about it on the internet......
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2010, 03:51:12 AM »
I forgot where I read it, but someone on the internet said, "steampunk is what happens when goths discover brown."  Is so true.
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2010, 03:59:22 AM »
See, I thought sphincter piercings were...

Oh oh.

Other "brown".
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2010, 04:12:10 AM »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on August 21, 2010, 03:59:22 AM
See, I thought sphincter piercings were...

Oh oh.

Other "brown".

wait..... bumhole?  u.p.s.?  hispanics?
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